Wry & Dry #1-27 – The dog that ate Victoria’s homework. Trumpster: “What conflict of interest?” Serial pest.

As Readers ponder the difference between mono- and multi-culture, contemplate America’s Trumpsterised semiquincentennial and weep at the worst ASX returns in four years, Wry & Dry enters FY-27 with a sharper tip of the quill.
The world is simultaneously becoming more bland and more bifurcated. So, to soothe Readers’ troubled minds, Wry & Dry’s response is more prods, stabs and thrusts.
Enjoy!
Year in review FY26 – a ‘narrow’ return in a complicated year

This week’s Investment Matters is deliberately contemplative
At first glance, FY26 looks like a perfectly acceptable year for Australian equities.
The ASX 300 delivered a total return of 6.1% including dividends. Our clients did slightly better than this. But as so often happens in markets, the headline number tells only a small part of the story.