Wry & Dry #16-26 Uncle Albo brings it home. Barnaby’s back! The French Job.

Uncle Albo looked as happy as a clam. Not even Ruddster’s mortification as the ghosts of his chickens’ past came home to roost could dampen the ebullience. Hats off to Uncle Albo’s team for the many months of back-channel planning. The optics of Trumpster being Uncle Albo’s new best buddy were outstanding.

Wry & Dry #34: Sleepy Joe’s real reason for not coming. How to paint a debt ceiling. Cane toads?

Sleepy Joe has decided to cancel his trip to have gumnut tea and a lamington with Albo. His acolytes speak of the need to negotiate the raising of America’s ‘debt ceiling’. Nuh.

The real reason is the worry that Sleepy Joe might fall victim of the food on the Jetstar flight to Sydney.  And return to the US in a more horizontal position than is usually found on Jetstar. Then Armageddon: Kamala Harris would get the gig in the White House, at which she has already been measuring up curtains.