WRY & DRY #26 of FY-24. No power irony. Nothing to see, here. Attention seeking behaviour.

“It’s okay, the electricity blackout I can manage, I’ll cook dinner using gas. Hang on. We don’t have gas, the government banned it.”
So, Victorian Readers should blame the stormy weather for eating a cold dinner by candlelight? Err, no.
Profit Reporting Season Update

This week’s Investment Matters will concentrate key company results as the reporting season ramps up.